Zac Efron: What I Want You To Believe About My Broken Jaw

Zac Efron has taken a page out of Alec Baldwin's playbook -- when something bad happens, turn it into a joke and people will laugh.

That's exactly what Zac is doing -- without saying a word in a new video that makes fun of how he broke his jaw last month.

As TMZ previously reported ... Zac claims he slipped in a puddle of water at his Hollywood Hills home. His jaw broke and he gashed his face. 

As you know .... Zac has been to rehab twice this year for cocaine abuse.

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Lisa Vanderpump Rich People Problems: MY SWAN HAS GONE MISSING!

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ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF BEVERLY HILLS -- THERE IS A SWAN RUNNING LOOSE IN YOUR COMMUNITY ... and Lisa Vanderpump really, really wants it back!

The "Real Housewives" star just took to Twitter to put out an APB on a baby bird that  just went missing from her Beverly Hills mansion.

"I know it's what some people may call 'a high class problem' however,1 of my baby swans took off yesterday."

"If anyone in BH sees errant swan Please bring him back! He is only a few months old didn't think he could fly yet Bring him back ..!!"

She included a picture of her swans -- though it's unclear which one is MIA ... since they're frickin' swans and they look exactly the same.

It's not the first time Lisa's had to deal with a missing luxury item -- back in 2010, her Bentley was stolen from her driveway ... but Lisa was more concerned about the contents in the back.

"They can have the frickin' car, but can I have my dry cleaning in the trunk, please?"

The car was eventually recovered at the bottom of a cliff ... right near a car that had been stolen from Charlie Sheen's home.

As for the swan, maybe he's just a-swimming ... it is Christmas Eve after all.

Charlie Sheen Reportedly Sends Nasty Texts To Denise Richards After She Bans Him From Seeing Their Kids

Looks like things are going to be far from merry this Christmas for Charlie Sheen and his family, as the actor is still embroiled in a bitter feud with ex-wife Denise Richards. Not only has he tweeted nasty stuff about her, but he's reportedly sent her a string of hateful texts after she banned him from seeing their daughters over the holidays.

Sheen tweeted last night, "I came up with a PERFECT holiday idea! Denise and Phil Robertson should get married! then he can practice the Bestiality he hates! c :)" Um, yikes!

And if you thought that was bad, get a load of the texts he allegedly sent her. In a series of messages obtained by TMZ, Sheen told Richards, "lemme see if I got this straight; you won't even spring the girls for 30 mins, from the 10 mil house I gave you, (100 yds away) to come down and open the gifts their dad bought them before they leave??"

"I hope your stocking is bronze-age coal stuffed along with an assortment of 8x10's of yours so you can see how despicable and heartlessly ugly you and your fermented soul continue to be," he continued. "hash tag. hag shag." Mean Sheen!

The Anger Management actor also claims that Richards had the "audacity" to ask him to borrow his private jet for a vacation. "This is the worst Xmas I've ever had," he concluded.

'Fast & Furious 7': Vin Diesel Reveals 2015 Release Date

Fast & Furious 7 has secured a new release date: April 10, 2015. Franchise star Vin Diesel posted the news on his Facebook page Sunday night, accompanied by a photo of himself with the late Paul Walker.

Diesel explained the photo on his page: “The last scene we filmed together…There was a unique sense of completion, of pride we shared… in the film we were now completing… the magic captured… and, in just how far we’ve come…Fast and Furious 7 will be released…April 10th 2015!”
He added: “P.s. He’d want you to know first…

Fast & Furious 7 had been aiming for an already ambitious July 11, 2014, release, but Universal Pictures halted production after Walker’s death on Nov. 30. “At this time we feel it is our responsibility to shut down production on Fast & Furious 7 for a period of time so we can assess all options available to move forward with the franchise,” a rep explained in a statement on Dec. 4.

No other information was provided about plot, or how the scenes with Walker’s character Brian O’Conner will be used in the final product.

Bilbo Bags Burgundy at Box Office As ‘Hobbit’ Surges Past ‘Anchorman 2’

“The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug” breathed more fire at the holiday box office, repeating as No. 1 with $31.4 million and beating back a challenge from Will Ferrell and “Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues.” The comedy sequel, which arrived nine years after the original and stars Ferrell as TV newsman Ron Burgundy, brought in $26.7 million to finish second.

The two movies were virtually tied after Friday, but a Saturday surge by Bilbo Baggins and the rest of Peter Jackson’s Middle Earth mob made the difference.

Jimmy Fallon Unveils New 'Tonight Show' Logo

 

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It's official, "Tonight Show" fans, Jimmy Fallon is on his way.

The late night comedian tweeted out the logo for the show he's set to take over Feb. 17 from longtime late-night TV host, Jay Leno.

Ludacris BUYS $4.8 Million Home In The Hollywood Hills

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Ludacris just dropped $4.8 million on this Hollywood Hills home after offloading one of his condos at a $151K loss. Clearly the sale didn't cut too much into his pocketbook!

The rapper's new modern abode boasts 5 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms and a whopping 6,000 square-feet! Selling points of the property include a master suite with dual baths, huge closets, steam showers, soaking tubs, fireplaces, a wet bar, private balconies, and spectacular panoramic city views.

As if that wasn't enough, there's also a home theater, infinity pool, wine cellar, a two-car garage and off street parking for up to seven additional cars.

Source: celebdigs.com

Charlie Sheen to Phil Robertson: Apologize ... Or Face a 'Masheen Style Media Beatdown'

Charlie Sheen just WENT OFF on "Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson -- threatening to unleash a monstrous media attack on the reality star ... unless he makes amends with gay people.

Sheen posted the long diatribe on Twitter ... and quickly put Phil on notice saying, "just when your desperately sub evolved ass thought the pressure was off, you are now in the cross-hairs of a MaSheen style media beat down."

Charlie claims he's only voicing his opinion out of the blue for one reason ... to stick up for all his gay friends whose voices are not as powerful.

The letter is filled with classic Sheenism's -- like calling Phil a "shower-dodger", something about Charlie whittling his "cosmic banjo" ... and even a "news flash" for old times sake.