Jane Lynch: I'm Officially Divorced, And it Cost Me a Fortune!

Jane Lynch is now officially free ... but her divorce sure wasn't ... she's paying her former wife millions.

Jane's divorce from Dr. Lara Embry became final Monday. In the property settlement -- obtained by sources, it's apparent gay divorces are just like all the others ... the breadwinner has to give up half.

Lara -- a psychologist -- gets a lump sum of $1.2 million, spaced over over a 2-year period.

But Lara gets a lot more, including:

-- half of several bank and trust accounts, totaling $847,485

-- half of a 401K totaling $315,079

-- half of the proceeds from their Mullholland Tennis Club membership

-- half of all royalties from Jane's TV appearances, including "Glee"

-- half of their $56,810 tax refund

Lara also gets their L.A. Yacht club membership.

But wait, there's more. Lara gets Francis the dog.

Jim Carrey Channels Matthew McConaughey On ‘SNL’

Jim Carrey never got a spot as a cast member on “Saturday Night Live,” so he always makes it count when they have him on as a host. He did just that on Saturday with a little pretend advertising work for Lincoln.

Matthew McConaughey’s commercials for Lincoln are absurd enough on their own, but leave it to Jim Carrey to take them to a new level. During his stint as host of “Saturday Night Live” over the weekend.

Jennifer Lopez Buys $22 Million New York City Penthouse

Jennifer Lopez has splashed out $22 million on this N.Y.C. penthouse located in Manhattan, the New York Daily News reports. The property was listed last year for a whopping $25 million.

The "luxury fortress" boasts 4 bedrooms and 6 bathrooms, as well as picturesque views of Madison Square Park and 3,000 square-feet of outdoor space. It is in the Whitman Building, where Chelsea Clinton and NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon also have apartments. The abode's interior design is the work of Jeremiah Brent.

Jennifer Lawrence And Chris Martin Break Up

It's over for Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin.

The 24-year-old Oscar winner and the 37-year-old Coldplay rocker have split, sources have confirmed.

Lawrence began seeing Martin in late June, shortly after her split with X-Men co-star Nicholas Hoult. The musician, meanwhile, announced his separation from ex Gwyneth Paltrow after more than ten years of marriage in March.

The Hunger Games actress most recently supported the recording artist when he performed with Kings of Leon at the Hollywood Bowl earlier this month. She was also on hand when the father of two took the stage in September at the iHeart Radio Music Festival.

Throughout the course of their relationship, Lawrence and Martin stayed mum on their romance, and they were only photographed together once during their nearly four-month relationship.

Meg Ryan Reportedly Back Together With John Mellencamp

Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp have reportedly reconciled.

The 52-year-old actress and the rock singer-songwriter, 63, ended their three-year courtship in August, but sources told People magazine the two have decided to give their relationship another try.

"They are back together and it's brand new," said the insider. "They're really happy about it."

Ryan and Mellencamp were last seen together on Oct. 15 as they walked through Manhattan's SoHo neighborhood.

News of the couple's alleged reconciliation comes a month after Mellencamp praised the You've Got Mail actress on NBC's Today show, telling the host Ryan is "an angel sent to me, and I'm very happy".

"And, you know, nothing's over 'til it's over," he added.

Bruce & Kris Jenner: Kris Can Have The Hidden Hills Mansion

Bruce Jenner may have snagged Kris Jenner's best friend ... but he's giving up something probably way more valuable.

Bruce signed documents -- obtained by sources -- giving up his share of their Hidden Hills house to Kris in their divorce property settlement.

They bought the 6 bedroom, 8 bathroom pad in 2010 for $4 million and it's gone way up in value.

Bruce is now ensconced in a bachelor pad in Malibu.

As we previously reported ... Bruce recently started hooking up with Kris' friend and neighbor, Ronda Kamihira.

Paris Hilton Struts Her Stuff In A Turquoise Bunny Costume At The Annual Playboy Mansion Halloween Party

Paris Hilton didn't disappoint this Halloween season! The heiress with killer bod and sexy style donned a bad-girl bunny costume in turquoise for Seth MacFarlane's annual bash and then for the yearly Playboy Mansion party.

And who helped her pick out this daring look? Her pup Prince Hilton, of course! Paris' adorable BFF accompanied her to Trashy Lingerie earlier in the day to choose the costume.

Box Office: Horror Scares Up $20.0 Million To Lead Weekend

Low-budget chiller “Ouija” scared up the most ticket sales this weekend, but the strength of Keanu Reeves’ “John Wick” was the biggest box office surprise.

“Ouija” benefited from audiences looking to get into the Halloween spirit by topping charts with $20 million from 2,858 locations. The brain child of Michael Bay’s Platinum Dunes and “Paranormal Activity” maestro Jason Blum, “Ouija” cost less than $5 million to produce, setting Universal Pictures, the studio behind the seance horror film, up for some enviable profit margins.