Kathy Griffin Slams Amal Alamuddin Golden Globes Ensemble During Her First Fashion Police

Kicking off the first episode of Fashion Police since the sudden death of Joan Rivers, new host Kathy Griffin is skewering the unskewerable -- Amal Alamuddin.

Here's a hit list of our favorite jabs at George Clooney's notable wife:

- "Yeah, she’s annoying …You heard me! Everybody run in fear! I thought it was weird she had those gloves that remind me of, like, a porn scene, where the guy goes home and there’s the naughty dishwasher and she only has the gloves."

-- The gloves looked like they should be "on a vet helping a calf be born."

-- "Like, she used those bovine insemination gloves to rake through her hair instead of a brush. I'm fascinated how we’re like, not supposed to make fun of her because she married the great George Clooney. Look, everybody’s on the table, George! Nobody's safe, nobody gets a pass."

And of course we loved Kathy's ode to the divine Miss Rivers:

-- "Before I start making more enemies and burning new bridges, I want to thank my good friend, [Joan Rivers]. Joan, I know you are watching from heaven, but I am not afraid to bring the hammer down on anyone."

Joan would be so proud of the fiery redhead's inaugural show!