Two And A Half Men Producer Chuck Lorre Hints That He's Writing a Tell-All Book

Chuck Lorre addressed Charlie Sheen's meltdown (and firing from Two And A Half Men) earlier this year with "vanity cards" -- messages that Chuck posted on screen at the end of the show's episodes.

Now, he's at it AGAIN! It was officially announced Monday that Sheen and Warner Bros. had settled Sheen's lawsuit against the production company. Rumor has it Sheen will get $100 million in syndication profits over the next decade, with an immediate $25 million payout.

Sounds like the news didn't make Lorre too happy. After Monday night's episode of the CBS show, now starring Ashton Kutcher, another ominous vanity card appeared:

"Sometime last year I realized I had become the unwilling contestant in a reality show. I didn’t understand the rules, wasn’t sure if there even were any, and pretty much hated every second of it. ... Somewhere along the way, something inside me died. ... please, let’s all move on. There’s just one problem. That thing inside me that died? It walks at night. It’s angry. It’s hungry. And worst of all…it’s writing a tell-all book."

In recent months, rumors have swirled that Sheen was shopping his own tell-all book -- but it hasn't been officially announced. We can guess Charlie will have something written soon.