Tori Spelling And Dean McDermott Are Broke Now

We never understand how celebrities ever go broke. Don’t they have like, mountains of money?

Apparently Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are flat broke despite the fact that her dad Aaron Spelling was richer than god. Then again, how are Tori and Dean “famous?” Was one of them on "The Bachelor"? We can’t be sure.

Tori told People magazine that they’re so broke, Dean can’t even afford a vasectomy! All he wants is to snip his vas deferens and he can’t do it! The injustice!

Tori explained why they have no money, “We don’t have a series on the air right now, so we have to be more restrictive of what we can spend, just like anyone who doesn’t currently have a steady job.”

Of course, Star magazine makes their situation sound much worse.

“Tori didn’t get her fair share of her father’s wealth,” says a source, “The money from Tori’s random business ventures helped to keep them afloat. But it wasn’t enough to maintain their lifestyle.”

But here’s the kicker…Tori can’t get a real job because she’s…wait for it…too famous to work.

“She is at a loss as to what to do. It’s not like she can just get a normal job, because she’s a celebrity.” Make a sex tape. Boom. Done. Problem solved.