Jerry Seinfeld Performs Stand-Up On "The Tonight Show"

Jerry Seinfeld went on Fallon last night and gifted the audience with a rare stand-up performance.

The audience, each of whom had just been gifted a 50-inch VIZIO TV (courtesy of Fallon), was treated to some jokes from Seinfeld, who noted he was only being paid $503 to do the nearly 6-minute set—which hey, is NOT BAD. Seinfeld went on to dissect what the audience is going to do with a brand new television—which is also NOT BAD. Take a look at Seinfeld’s admonishment of accumulating too many things in life.